5 inexplicable garments

There are some items of clothing seen in the wild that are just too weird to be explained. These are the first five I could think of, in no particular order. What are some items you just don't understand?

Sleeveless hooded sweatshirt
As is vests weren't weird enough, the hooded sweatshirt without sleeves has got to be one of the weirdest garments ever devised by man.

Cargo capri
Capri pants have the great duty of making any frame appear shorter. It takes the average leg, and makes it look stubby. Cargo capris take this, and add bulk to your thighs, just what every woman wants.

Screen printed dress shirt
A favorite amongst Evangelical pastors, the screen printed dress shirt says, "I'm aware of social etiquette enough for buttons, but edgy enough for shirt tattoos." Or maybe it says, "I'd rather be wearing a T-shirt."

Overall shorts
If you're worried you might get pig slop on your shirt, but want to make sure to keep your legs cool on warm summer days, than the overall short is right for you.

Leggings as pants
Leggings are not pants. I don't think this needs an explanation.